Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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