I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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