Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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