white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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