i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
His nipple licking is glorious
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