I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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