She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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