it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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