fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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