You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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