Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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