I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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