it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we made out on top of his cat.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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