She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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