Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
