you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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