It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
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You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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