He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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