I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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