I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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