Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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