i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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