Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.