There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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