Can Purell be used as lube?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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