Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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