He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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