He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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