If i could tip my vagina, i would.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
