Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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