I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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