Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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