dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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