I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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