i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Bring me that man meat
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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