i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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