I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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