Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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