I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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