Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I have fence marks all over my body
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
