You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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