420 ftw
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Randomize
