I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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