xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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