Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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