question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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