I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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