check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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