My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
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You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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