fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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