I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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