just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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