You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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