is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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