I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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