one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
