She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Randomize
