he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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