I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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